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Narcissa Malfoy Exposes Ward to Turbulent Three-Some
Socialite brings children into twisted polygamist house
(Below the title is the picture that was taken of Rabastan and Narcissa as Allyssa pulled them so close that they were nearly nose to nose. In a corner of the picture is a smaller picture, this time of Narcissa and Aiden laughing about something)
You, dear reader, will of course remember all of the times that this publication has alerted you to the scandalous ways that leaders in society, particularly the Malfoy family, do things which are immoral and unthinkable, so I'm certain that you will trust me when I warn you of the next low that the family has sunk to.
But first, a question. How much is a man prepared to give up in order to secure his freedom? Is he content to be little more than a side dish simply so he can sleep his way to a life of freedom? Is he content to see his wedding overshadowed by the actions of a wanton harlot of a mother with her two dates? Is he prepared to lose what little is left of his pride as people whisper about the fact that the woman he is involved with has a strange man and his bossy know-it-all of a daughter living under her roof? Is he prepared to have his mother's two lovers standing at his side as he marries? Perhaps one should ask those questions of Rabastan Lestrange and Draco Malfoy. Has the prison system and Narcissa Malfoy's precious centre turned them into eunuchs? Has it stolen their manhood as well as their pride?
You see, dear reader, there have been rumours circulating for some time about Lady Malfoy's lack of morality. Now that her relationship with a man convicted of using Unforgivables against the Longbottom family is slowing down to a normal pace, Narcissa has turned to a new form of debauchery—the threesome. With both men's children living under her roof, Narcissa gladly makes a mockery of them, living with one and openly seeing the other. What will happen to poor little Miss Sarcelles when Lestrange is released? Will she watch her father vie for affection? Will she find herself homeless? Where did this man come from? At least with Lestrange you know about his past, it appears Sarcelles just appeared in France one day..out of the blue as though he ascended from hell itself. And speaking of Lestrange, will he fight for Narcissa Malfoy's affections when his first goals should be regaining his manhood, earning an honest living, and learning to be something resembling a capable father? Perhaps they'll all live together in one happy demented little family. One can only hope the innocent girls don't have the misfortune to discover the three of them in bed and grow up to be harlots like their guardian.
We here at the Venom Quill strive to bring morality and decency back to our society. We will pay 100 galleons to anyone with information about Aiden Sarcelles's mysterious past, 50 galleons for information related to other misdeeds by well known people, including but not limited to: Daphne and Draco Malfoy, Dominic and Hannah Abbott, other Ministry officials, Kingsley Shacklebolt and other aurors. Quidditch stars, and anyone else of note. We will keep you posted.
Socialite brings children into twisted polygamist house
(Below the title is the picture that was taken of Rabastan and Narcissa as Allyssa pulled them so close that they were nearly nose to nose. In a corner of the picture is a smaller picture, this time of Narcissa and Aiden laughing about something)
You, dear reader, will of course remember all of the times that this publication has alerted you to the scandalous ways that leaders in society, particularly the Malfoy family, do things which are immoral and unthinkable, so I'm certain that you will trust me when I warn you of the next low that the family has sunk to.
But first, a question. How much is a man prepared to give up in order to secure his freedom? Is he content to be little more than a side dish simply so he can sleep his way to a life of freedom? Is he content to see his wedding overshadowed by the actions of a wanton harlot of a mother with her two dates? Is he prepared to lose what little is left of his pride as people whisper about the fact that the woman he is involved with has a strange man and his bossy know-it-all of a daughter living under her roof? Is he prepared to have his mother's two lovers standing at his side as he marries? Perhaps one should ask those questions of Rabastan Lestrange and Draco Malfoy. Has the prison system and Narcissa Malfoy's precious centre turned them into eunuchs? Has it stolen their manhood as well as their pride?
You see, dear reader, there have been rumours circulating for some time about Lady Malfoy's lack of morality. Now that her relationship with a man convicted of using Unforgivables against the Longbottom family is slowing down to a normal pace, Narcissa has turned to a new form of debauchery—the threesome. With both men's children living under her roof, Narcissa gladly makes a mockery of them, living with one and openly seeing the other. What will happen to poor little Miss Sarcelles when Lestrange is released? Will she watch her father vie for affection? Will she find herself homeless? Where did this man come from? At least with Lestrange you know about his past, it appears Sarcelles just appeared in France one day..out of the blue as though he ascended from hell itself. And speaking of Lestrange, will he fight for Narcissa Malfoy's affections when his first goals should be regaining his manhood, earning an honest living, and learning to be something resembling a capable father? Perhaps they'll all live together in one happy demented little family. One can only hope the innocent girls don't have the misfortune to discover the three of them in bed and grow up to be harlots like their guardian.
We here at the Venom Quill strive to bring morality and decency back to our society. We will pay 100 galleons to anyone with information about Aiden Sarcelles's mysterious past, 50 galleons for information related to other misdeeds by well known people, including but not limited to: Daphne and Draco Malfoy, Dominic and Hannah Abbott, other Ministry officials, Kingsley Shacklebolt and other aurors. Quidditch stars, and anyone else of note. We will keep you posted.